Tuesday, April 20, 2010

A rising trend makes March Madness about more than just basketball, beer and brackets

Dear Men,

Were you able to watch the March Madness tournament this year without having to get up? If you're answer was no, then I'm here to help you out.

There is one catch. You cant have kids anymore, so before trying this tactic, please be aware that this is an irreversible procedure.

If you're still interested, read on.

When March Madness comes around, its time for basketball, brackets, beer, and a vasectomy. Over the past few years, more men have been scheduling this procedure during NCAA tournament, so that they can watch the games uninterrupted.

It's a sure bet you'll be on the couch. The only thing you'll need now is a beer runner, a pizza delivery number, and a remote.

Read about it here.

OR, even better, watch Stephen Colbert talk about it in the video below

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